The first of many "Evel" jerk off games is finally here! Are you ready? If you're not a complete idiot, you've probably put two-and-two together by now and have an idea of what you'll be doing for me tonight. I'll go easy on you tonight. The first one will be relatively easy. I can't say the same for all the rest, but let's just say that this is a good little training lesson for you, so get ready to do as you're told and have the orgasm of a lifetime, loser.

The only seemingly apparent, comforting constant in this jerk off instruction is that I am cruel, evil, and calculated, digging deep

With an orgasm this euphoric, you're going to have a lot of cum to clean up!