You've come to my office to give a sperm sample for some testing. Unfortunately for you, your cock is shockingly small and I decide to drain you in the way you actually deserve - with a slow, frustrating pre-cum milking and no real release.

So maybe your dick isn't 2 or 3 inches...but a bit bigger? You're still too small, and completely unsatisfied with it, nor can you satisfy. You can't please any woman with that dick and slip out of most sex positions.

Virgins are my favourite. You’re the easiest to corrupt.
No girlfriend to distract you. You get obsessed and fall in love easily.

Now that your cock has shrunk, this is your very first jerk off session, pindick! Yeah! Get used to that name! Pindick, shrimpie, loser! You're not a REAL man anymore! Oh god no! You are an absolute worm with your **** weenie!

Little Muggle boy wasn't a good student, oh no he thought Quidditch would be enough to let him pass through my class making a rucus the whole time like a snivelling little entitled brat. Couldn't stop acting like a dick so Miss Tsarina, Teacher of potions and poisons, decided to shrink your dick. Oh no! What ever will you do since you're now so unfuckable!

I'm unhappy with our sex life, so my ex is gonna come over and show you how a real man fucks me! Your beta male tiny dick is no good anymore, I'm over it! You can watch, clean up, let me peg you, and do some bisexual acts for me...

You’ve been stroking your tiny, addicted cock for me for hours, days, weeks, denying yourself to please me.
The Goon Calendar dictates your sex life and that means I dictate your sex life. Orders from me every day tell you what you have to do and whether or not you’re allowed to cum. You’re almost never allowed to cum.

A goddess’s pussy isn’t for a loser like you. That’s why you’re cock is locked up and the only time you’re allowed near my pussy is to clean up another man’s cum.

Happy Cucking Birthday: You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday, 3 Cream Pies! Cum & get it, lick me clean.

Kneel at my feet. Goddess is generously letting you stroke, even though I know you can get on the edge in under a minute. I want you worshiping my gorgeous, shapely arches, toes and calves. Jerk your little dick with two fingers. This is how a virgin should pump, drooling over my feet, with thoughts of sex and girlfriends far from your mind. My feet are far more exciting for you. At the end of my countdown, you'll pull your hand away and drip your loser load all over my feet. Then, you'll lick it all up for me while I laugh at what an obedient virgin you are.