I know what a filthy pig you are. Jerking yourself all day and night to my clips with that soft pink fleshlight I gave you. Just because youre a disgusting perv doesnt mean you have to be so gross and neglect your hygiene.
Your hot cheating girlfriend, Louise, is looking stunning in her new sex outfit and spike heeled boots. She is all dressed up and ready for the ultimate fetish-fuck party tonight.
I sit you down and explain - As kindly as I can - that while I want to be with you, I cannot have sex with you anymore, because it simply doesn't do enough for me.
Your girlfriend Chloe returns from one her regular sex dates. You have accepted your role as her cuckold boyfriend so sit down ready to listen to her tell you all about her horny sex session but this time she has a surprise for you.
Since it's your birthday I thought we should celebrate! I've got your FAVORITE little treat - an oatmeal creme pie - and it's got your name written all over it!!