You love to worship me. Serve me. Pay me. Jerk off to me. But you haven't totally submitted, yet. I want you to eat your cum for me today. I want you to pump out a big, slimy load and slurp it all down.

This St. Patrick's Day, you will be handing over your gold. You understand that it's a man's place to pay women. Men are meant to be providers. Males serve women- sexually, financially, and unquestioningly. You won't be out partying with other lame, smelly men for Saint Patty's.

This session will begin with very specific commands- sit, lay down, roll over, paw... the basics. I expect that my good boy will keep up.

You used to have to be coaxed into eating your own cum, urged along, but that's not the case anymore, is it? Now it's the complete opposite. You beg for the privilege of slurping your own cum now.

You know how you've aaalways lusted after me, but I've never given you a second glance? You're just not my cup of tea. The whole rugged pirate thing isn't for me. I prefer a more feminine look. I would be WAY more interested in you if you were a slutty bimbo fuckdoll.

Aww, my little cum slut wannabe. You love stroking to the idea of slurping your own cum, but you've never been brave enough to go through with it. Doesn't that turn you on, thinking of eating a load of your own hot cum?

]I’m tired of hearing that you can’t afford to serve me. THat’s fucking stupid. I know you work hard for me, you’ve cut back on spending for me, and you’ve even stopped dating. You’ve really worked hard to make more money but it’s still not enough to serve me. And I know that’s all you want. You need to serve me. So since what you’re making isn’t cutting it and it’s taking too much time and effort, I’ve come up with a solution, a way you can serve me without working as much yet still making more money.
I’m going to turn you into my hooker cum dumpster slut. Now you can actually have a sex life instead of jerking all day like a loser. Not only are you going to have a sex life, but you’re going to have a high paying sex life.