I have something really fun for us to try. And I know I say that every time but seeing as making you eat your own cum is one of my favorite things to make you do.

I've got something I think you will really enjoy today. There are so many different ways to make you eat your own cum!!

I want to be clear that I don’t want you to fuck your wife any more. I don’t want you to give her affection or compliments. Your disgusting wife and that pathetic sham you call a marriage is a good laugh for me.

You’re not going to be allowed to jerk off AND cum without eating it. No, you are going to be my good cum slut today and jerk off to my hot body before blowing your load.

I think it’s hilarious how many of you eager little cum sluts LOVE to jerk it all over your face. The tasty cream that shoots out of your cock and into your mouth is so delicious.

I want to treat all my good cum sluts to jerk and eat your worthless seed for my big boobs.

You’re a pathetic little beta virgin and your sperm is the epitome of worthless. No woman wants your nasty loser seed and I’ll be sure to make you understand why.

You were born to be a complete loser in all aspects of life. You just drew the short straw in life.

Tonight is our anniversary and I want to celebrate it in a very very special way this year. I know how worked up you get for me wearing high heels so I put on a favorite pair of mine. To start you are going to be doing some 420 breath play for me. Once my heels come off you will worship my fresh pedicured feet. I have a big surprise for you now sweetie. Just close your eyes and don't look until I tell you to. I think you are going to love this surprise.

Today, we are going to make you such a tasty treat! I want you to take an orange and cut a circular hole the size of your cock, all the way through the middle of that orange. Strip and sit with this clip ready to play.