you don’t have to be completely lonely this Valentine’s Day. Although I can’t magically get you a girlfriend or fuckbuddy, I CAN help guide you through some solo fun! Besides, what’s more important than learning to love yourself and your body?

You're an alpha male. Nothing like the losers. You've never thought of yourself as less than any other man or woman, but that's about to change. I'm here to conquer you. And once I do, I'll make you as weak and submissive as a little beta bitch.

For advanced cum eaters, only!

Even if you wanted to say no to me, you couldn't, so why bother? Eat it up bitch.

Now she is making your full condom dangle in front of your eyes...

You’re gonna be fetching lots of snacks for my new man, loser.

I love making you shower yourself in your own cum almost as much as you enjoy doing it for me.

If you're one of my good cumsluts you know the drill by now.

You want to eat your cum because you get off on the idea! Slurping down a fresh load? Sexy as fuck!

You're going to become my good little cum eater.