Alex and I have become so close (and so in sync with each other) that we’ve even stared going on double dates, from start to FINISH! HAHAHA. Its SUPER funny because we DON’T even plan it! After a LOOONG night fucking our boyfriends, we realize the room is a bit messy (and like ANY MEAN GIRL WOULD) decided to have our old decrepit slave to do the job! (A PRIVILEGE FOR LOSERS) His old wrinkly ass crawls into our room and immediately begins to complain how he couldn’t rest last night because Alex and I were making “too much noise”.