I know you’ve already got your hard little dick out. I see it. It’s stiff but it’s definitely not hanging, is it? No, your little dick is pathetically small. I couldn’t do anything with that thing, but you can. You can jerk your little pecker, it’s the only thing you can do with it really. A cock that can’t please a woman is so fucking useless.Your little dick won’t ever even be sucked. No girl wants to suck a little penis.

When you get married to a man with , you have to take on some responsibilities a their new stepmom. One chore I hate doing is the laundry, especially for my loser stepson. Every time I touch his dirty clothes I find a bunch of crusty socks sticking together.

you're the worst kind of man, you know that? you appear okay from the outside; normal job, decent looking, good manners. Some girls may even be excited to go on a date with you. But there's one little problem: your dick.

Look at that tiny excuse for a dick! Mz Berlin and Cherry Torn here to dole out some blistering small penis humiliation.

I sit you down and explain - As kindly as I can - that while I want to be with you, I cannot have sex with you anymore, because it simply doesn't do enough for me.

You told me you've been having trouble falling asleep at night, and I'm sick of you waking me up in the middle of the night because you can't sleep.