As the angel on your right shoulder I am here to interrupt your masturbation time that your roommate has told you multiple times that your jizz has been a messy problem!

You are my last customer of the night and you’re telling me you wanna try something new and salty? What if I just have you personally make it yourself?

You invited Me over for your stupid art project, but goodness you are taking so long! Wait a minute... Have you been jacking off this whole time?! Ugh well if you don't want Me to report you to the whole school I suggest you listen closely. I think it's time to swallow your actions...