You don't deserve to cum like a normal guy. You're way too much of a loser for that! The only way I'm going to let you cum is in the most pathetic, humiliating way possible: in the loser position.

The only way you can earn an orgasm today is by giving me some high quality entertainment. You know I love laughing at how pathetic you can be for me, and I love making you drain your balls right on to your face! Unfortunately for you, I'm not going to be satisfied with some basic humiliation on your part - I want to take things to the next level.

This the season...for some humiliating jerk off instruction. I want you to recreate one of my favorite parts of the holiday season...snowfall. I love the look of fresh fallen snow, a beautiful white holiday, and you'll be creating one of your own all over your face using our own cum.

Is that silly thought in your mind bitch? Are you still thinking you can consider yourself somehow normal, somehow an alpha? Let me fix that for you.

You've just been caught by your hot roommate in an extremely embarrassing position - the loser position, in fact! And to make matters worse, you're stuck there. You tied yourself to the bed posts and only have one hand free to stroke. Even your mouth and ass are filled up with toys!

All CUMSLUTS must report for duty! You're going to be doing more than just eating a load of cum for me today. I'm going to make you savor your seed like you've never savored it before. This task *will* turn you into a total cum ADDICT.

You really want me, don't know? The thought of it almost gives you an instant boner, and I know this. You see, I have been amassing a bunch of info about you, and have even found out where you live, who you are married to, where you went to school at, and even, who your college roommates were. I know what you're thinking," she won't really contact them, will she?", and you're right, if you stroke for me, and eat ALL your cum!

Buy this if you're a virgin

You're just a pathetic, porn addicted loser. Your tiny little dick is useless. You'll be a virgin forever. Obviously no one wants to fuck a gross virgin with a creepy little dick. You'll never get fucked. You may as well resign yourself to servitude. Serving real cocks. Look at how tiny your little wiener is next to a real man's powerful cock.

People care about pretty and popular people, making the world a better place. What we do not care about are losers like you! You get ignored. No one cares about your problems. Just give up hope, things won't get any better for you! If we don't care about you why would we care about your birthday?