Wanna have some fun? Let's blow a big load on your face. Specifically your own. C'mon, don't act like you've never done it before.

We're going to play a humiliating little game today, loser. I'm going to put you to the test to see if you can cum TWICE in TWO MINUTES. Cum countdown included.

You've saved up months of cum from your lone jerk off sessions for me... an amount greater than I have EVER seen! And when you tell me over online chat that you actually aren't coming home from your business trip tonight and I won't get to taste all that juicy cum myself, I beg you to fulfill my own desires by doing with it exactly as I had planned to. Just seeing that hot load, that crazy-full container, gets me so turned on.

Ah ha! I caught you! Didn't you notice the hidden camera I planted in the corner of the room. I KNEW you play dirty when no one's looking... do you like to eat your own cum???

It's simple really. You have a deep desire to eat your own cum... to at least try it for me. Yet, every countdown leaves you concentrating on coming at just the right moment. And when you don't, you know you've lost the chance, that you've completely chickened out, that you just can't muster up the courage to actually taste when the moment is lost.

You devious little employee. I'm tired of your sorry work ethic. You never remember anything I tell you. You're totally neglecting your studies and work. It's time to take advantage of my profession of It's time for YOU to go under. You're already familiar with the process. All you have to do is relax, and I'll take care of the rest.

Oh, you dirty boy. Did you bring me what I asked for? You're going to need a piece of string and a condom full of your own cum for me this time. You keep coming back for more!

Today, we're going to take it slow... I know why you're here. I know just how much I turn you on. I'm in such a playful mood, and I hope you are too. Why don't you get yourself naked for me... AND good and HARD. I want to show you exactly what to do with your cock... with my own strap-on dildo. Watch carefully; we're going to take this SLOW.

Miss me? Well, why don't you just strip down... that's right. Take ALL of your clothes off. And then, lie here on the soft bed... I have something I want to teach you. I'm going to teach you just how to really, truly appreciate a juicy mouthful of delicious, hot cum. We'll start by having you close your eyes.... yes, and listen carefully to my gentle voice. I want you to imagine what that mouthful of cum tastes like... swirl your tongue around in that sticky goo... and stroke, stroke, stroke... Slow and steady, faster, then harder, pause, and we'll do it all over again, until you're ready to spray down into your own throat on my countdown...